I Tried the Mulebuy Spreadsheet Everyone’s Obsessed With – Here’s My 2026 Verdict Okay, confession time. My name’s Zara Vance, and I’m a 28-year-old freelance graphic designer who’s been called a “minimalist with a spreadsheet addiction” more times than I can count. My personality? Think pragmatic meets quietly sarcastic, with a deep-seated need to optimize everything. My hobbies include urban sketching, finding the perfect oat milk latte, and yes, creating color-coded systems for my three houseplants. My speaking habit? I tend to pause… a lot… for dramatic effect. And my catchphrase when something actually works? “Well, color me optimized.” So when my friend Chloe—a self-proclaimed “chaotic spender”—raved about this mulebuy…